Downton Abbey recently aired its season finale on PBS, bringing a flawed and sometimes infuriating fourth season to a close. The finale was gauzy and jam-packed with stories, and it eventually went nowhere like most of the season….
Spoiler alert: I didn’t love this season of Downton Abbey.
There are few supporting characters on MTV’s hit supernatural drama …
In seasons past we found out Danny is also a computer hacker. Do you think Danny has any other hidden talents?
He seems like he’d have an unexpected hidden talent, like speaking Latin or he was a parkour specialist.
This week on Teen Wolf, new romances bloom, smokey and the firefly monster give everyone ugly tattoos and Stiles is probably moonlighting as a serial killer. Also, Derek’s apartment gets trashed again, because of course it does, because such is the life of Derek Hale….
What’s also great about this subplot is the twins think they can make up for aiding in the murder of an actual human being by throwing a party. Nice try, abs. Try again.
This week on Teen Wolf, an escaped serial killer roams Beacon Hills on mischief night, while a few romances heat up. Nothing reminds you to seize the day more than the specter of your own impending murder. “Let’s go out on a date tonight, for tomorrow we may be electrocuted!” is the number one way to get asked to prom in Beacon Hills High….
Honestly, a threesome with Allison and Scott would totally be Isaac’s best case scenario of how this love triangle works out.
This week on Pretty Little Liars, Alison’s journal reveals some harsh truths as the girls try to put the pieces together. But don’t worry, in Rosewood there are always more lies just waiting around the corner….
It’s also still impossible to tell whether Alison’s scenes are real or just really emotional dream states. The one thing we do know is that if you say Alison’s name three times she’ll crawl in through your window like Beetlejuice … or Voldemort.
This week on the mid-season premiere of Pretty Little Liars, the girls have conflicted feelings about Alison being alive, Toby returns with volumized hair full of Radley misconduct secrets and Caleb calls it quits with Hanna because he can’t tell her he spends 90% of his time with dead people now….
Later, Ezra takes Aria up to his murder cabin in order to convince her to give him a second chance. “There’s no cell service or Internet and no one can hear you scream for miles. I call it my murder cabin. Don’t mind the thumping under the floorboards, that’s just the human heart I keep under there for emergencies,” Ezra says, sidling up to her like a vampire emerging from the mists.
"A romantic cabin getaway just like we always dreamed about!" Aria swoons. "This makes me so mature and grownup. Let’s get back together immediately! Why are you handing me a basket of lotion?"
Teen Wolf fans: I’m interviewing Keahu Kahuanui soon for BuddyTV. Hit up my ask box with your questions about what’s coming up for Danny, anything you wanted to know about his impressive cosplay skills, whether Danny knows everything and is just too bored to bother with werewolves, or anything else you want to know!
This week on Teen Wolf, Scott and the gang work together to save Malia from her trap-happy father. Meanwhile, Stiles learns to read again, Isaac gnaws himself out of a trap …
"Hey, this is Derek Hale. At the sound of the beep, please come rescue me, because if I didn’t pick up the phone it’s probably because I’m being electrocuted against a chain-link fence. Or impaled! The possibilities are endless, but I’m definitely being tortured. I have GPS on my phone, please use it after the beep! Also, leave a message and, assuming I still have opposable thumbs, I’ll call you back later."